You guys... I'm sorry. 12 blog posts in one month was a lofty goal, and I have fallen short. Fuck.
My dilemma is this: I have only lived so long, and done so many interesting things, and I'm afraid that I will use them all up too soon and my blog will have to take a hiatus. I don't want that! Some of you may want that! I'm assuming at least four and a half other people agree with me and want the blog to go forever, so in order for that plan to work, I must lose the battle of 12 days of christmas.
It's not fair to you, and I'm sure all you kids out there are crying with disappointment, so I'm doing a very special last minute christmas deal from me.
Send an email to email@example.com or send me a facebook message with the following information:
-Favorite Illicit Drug --optional, for all you mom's out there
-Favorite Cartoon Character
And in return, you will receive either a picture, a dirty joke, or something ELSE!
I love you all, Merry Christmas!