Monday, December 10, 2012

I Have Always Been the Coolest Guy.

When I was a freshman in high school, and reaching the peak of how cool one can be in life, my mom wrote "R"s on all of my socks so she could tell them apart from my dad's and brother's socks.

So I got to walk around my high school halls looking like a mentally retarded kid who wore two "right-footed" socks every day.

I have since forgiven my mother.